Cookies Policy

Underwhelm me

Cookies Policy

Last updated: January 11th, 2025

Summary

We do not use cookies on underwhelm.me. We understand that cookie consent pop-ups are annoying and make the experience of browsing the internet overwhelming, so we've designed our website to function without the need for cookies or tracking code.

At underwhelm.me, we respect your privacy and strive to make your experience as straightforward and underwhelming as possible. We don't track your activity, collect personal data, or store any information about you.

We believe in providing a simple and seamless experience without tracking your data. By not using cookies or tracking scripts, we not only protect your data but also reduce code bloat, leading to quicker page loading times and a smoother experience overall.

We avoid plugins and third-party services that use cookies. The only way a cookie might land on your browser is if our server hosting company or third-party internet provider injects one as part of their service, which is beyond our control.

Interpretation and Definitions

Interpretation

The words with the initial letter capitalized have meanings defined under the following conditions. The following definitions shall have the same meaning regardless of whether they appear in singular or in plural.

Definitions

For the purposes of this Cookies Policy:

  • Company (referred to as either "the Company", "We", "Us" or "Our" in this Cookies Policy) refers to underwhelm.me.
  • Cookies means small files that may be placed on your computer, mobile device, or any other device by a website, containing details of your browsing history on that website among its many uses.
  • Website refers to underwhelm.me, accessible from https://underwhelm.me
  • You means the individual accessing or using the Website, or a company, or any legal entity on behalf of which such individual is accessing or using the Website, as applicable.

Our Use of Cookies

We do not use cookies on our Website. We've purposefully designed underwhelm.me to operate without collecting or storing any personal data. We do not use analytics services, login functionalities, or any other features that require cookies.

Third-Party Cookies

While we do not use cookies ourselves, it's possible that third-party services, such as our hosting provider or Your ISP, may place cookies on your device without our knowledge. These cookies may be placed as part of their services and are beyond our control. We encourage you to review the privacy policies and cookie practices of any third-party services, as they may collect personal data or track your activities, which is outside of our responsibility. Under GDPR and other relevant data protection laws, you have the right to know about and manage these third-party cookies, including the ability to delete or refuse them.

If You'd like to delete Cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse Cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Cookies Policy, you can contact us: