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Privacy Policy

Last updated: February 14th, 2025

Summary

At underwhelm.me, we believe in keeping things simple and straightforward. We understand that extensive privacy policies, mandatory cookie popups, intrusive data collection, and regulations like GDPR can make browsing the internet slow and overwhelming. That's why we've designed our website to function without collecting any personal data, using cookies, or employing tracking.

We respect your privacy entirely and strive to provide you with an underwhelming-yet efficient-experience that includes quicker page loading times, GDPR compliance, and a seamless journey through our content.

This Privacy Policy describes Our policies and procedures regarding Your privacy when You use the Service and tells You about Your privacy rights and how the law, including the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR), protects You. We respect Your privacy and are committed to protecting it. By using the Service, You agree to the terms outlined in this Privacy Policy.

Interpretation and Definitions

Interpretation

The words with initial letters capitalized have meanings defined under the following conditions. The following definitions shall have the same meaning regardless of whether they appear in singular or plural.

Definitions

For the purposes of this Privacy Policy:

  • Company (referred to as either "the Company", "We", "Us" or "Our" in this Agreement) refers to underwhelm.me.

  • Country refers to: United Kingdom

  • Device means any device that can access the Service such as a computer, a cellphone, or a digital tablet.

  • Service refers to the Website.

  • Website refers to underwhelm.me, accessible from https://underwhelm.me

  • You means the individual accessing or using the Service, or the company or other legal entity on behalf of which such individual is accessing or using the Service, as applicable.

No Collection of Personal Data - Except When You Contact Us

We do not collect, store, or process any Personal Data from You unless You choose to contact Us directly via email. By emailing Us, You are voluntarily providing personal information such as Your email address and any details You include in Your message. This information is used solely to process and respond to Your inquiry.

We do not use Cookies or any tracking technologies to collect information about Your visit. Your use of the Service is entirely anonymous, and We do not monitor or track Your activities in any way.

Emails and Data Retention

If You choose to contact Us via email, You acknowledge that You are voluntarily providing Your email address and any personal details included in Your message. We will only use this information to address Your request and will delete the email once the matter is resolved. We do not retain, share, sell, or process this data for any other purpose.

Children's Privacy

Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 13. Since We do not collect any Personal Data, We do not knowingly collect information from anyone under the age of 13. If You are a parent or guardian and have any concerns, please contact Us.

GDPR Compliance

We respect your privacy under the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR). While we do not collect any personal data or use tracking technologies, you still have certain rights under GDPR:

  • Right to Access: You have the right to request information on any data collected (although we only retain emails temporarily and for the sole purpose of responding to inquiries).
  • Right to Erasure: You can request the deletion of any personal information.
  • Right to Data Portability: You can request to receive any personal data in a structured, commonly used format (if applicable).
  • Right to Object: You have the right to object to how your data is processed (though we do not engage in data processing beyond responding to emails).

If you have any concerns about privacy or believe we may have inadvertently collected your data, feel free to contact us at our contact page.

Links to Other Websites

Our Service may contain links to other websites that are not operated by Us. If You click on a third-party link, You will be directed to that third party's site. We strongly advise You to review the Privacy Policy of every site You visit.

We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party sites or services.

Changes to this Privacy Policy

We may update Our Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify You of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page.

You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, You can contact us: